Nov. 12th, 2004 11:43 am

Airplanes

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I'm scared of airplanes.

Those who were with me during my move from Selma to Bristol and when I flew out to [livejournal.com profile] ely_chan and [livejournal.com profile] thelongpig's wedding last year remember this.

Julia and Ammon's wedding was the first plane trip I had gone on since 9/11. Then again, I was convinced we were going to die on the plane trip I had taken in February 2001, and that was seven months before 9/11 occured. Maybe my fears were jumping into gear ahead of schedule. That's probably the only part of me who does procrastinate.

FRIDAY MORNING - 7:30 a.m.

BODY: "Megan, time to get up!"
ME: Go away. ::snore::
KITTIES: "Mommy! FEED ME!"
ME: Go away. ::snore::
BRAIN: "You're flying on an airplane tomorrow."
ME: AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

Okay, so I have been reassured by many sources that I will not die enroute from Knoxville, Tenn. to Portland, Maine (via Dulles). I have been told that I will live a very long life. After all, the Death Clock tells me that I will pass away in June 2068 - 64 years from now.

Plus, I get nagged to no end by otherworldy sources regarding this.

Still, I'm afraid that one day God will realize he made a mistake.

GOD: "Hey, Peter. You know that model uh...1980-2-28-223-Female?
ST. PETER: "The one dropped off in Montgomery, Ala., right?"
GOD: "Yeah, got a critical error there. Recall her. She needs a tune up."
ST. PETER: "God, she's not due for another..."
GOD: "Just issue the damn recall, okay?"

So, I decided that just in case God does decide I need recalling, I better leave something undone. You know, just to prove that I have things remaining to do on Earth and we can put off the retuning for a little while longer - at least until 2060 perhaps.

Now, whenever I go on a plane trip, I make sure something is left to do - I've scheduled an interview, I need to finish writing a story, the stack of manga books on my desk - something that only I can do and not someone else. Maybe it's being superstitious. Okay, it's being very superstitious. But it makes me feel better.
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