Oct. 30th, 2004 03:22 amMuse Musings by me and
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savvyliterateSome reflections on a muse by Megs and Stef:
- God won't give you more than you can handle, but your muse always will.
- Your muse is a reflection of your personality. It is as insane as you are.
- Having a muse is like having a significant other. It's never in the mood when you are, and always wants something when you're not.
- Muses are cranky, demanding and willful. It's like having a child, only cheaper to maintain.
- Muses are your best friend. They can also be your worse enemy, dragged from the seventh level of Hell to torture you to the end of your days.
- Muses are a vast source of inspiration. They are also a vast source of despair.
- Muses spend their spare time thinking of devious ways to torture their owners.
- Muses are open to negotiations. However, they rarely follow through on them.
- Muses are much like cats, they tend to think they are more important than anything else and have a need to rule your life.
- Muses tend to find the shower as an interesting medium to exchange data.
- Muses like you when you're sober, but are willing to marry you once you've gotten some alcohol in your system. Makes it harder to say no to them.
- Muses are also like cats in that they spend most of their time sleeping, then refuse to allow you to get sleep in order to wait on them hand and foot. By the time you actually get up to pay attention to it, it's gone back to sleep.
- Muses are most productive right before you go to sleep or get involve in an activity that won't allow you to record the fantastic idea that you've just come up with for several hours - ensuring that you forget about it in the meantime (just ask Samuel Taylor Coldridge).
- Muses neglect to mention that everything they're giving you is recycled from Shakespeare at some point.
- God won't give you more than you can handle, but your muse always will.
- Your muse is a reflection of your personality. It is as insane as you are.
- Having a muse is like having a significant other. It's never in the mood when you are, and always wants something when you're not.
- Muses are cranky, demanding and willful. It's like having a child, only cheaper to maintain.
- Muses are your best friend. They can also be your worse enemy, dragged from the seventh level of Hell to torture you to the end of your days.
- Muses are a vast source of inspiration. They are also a vast source of despair.
- Muses spend their spare time thinking of devious ways to torture their owners.
- Muses are open to negotiations. However, they rarely follow through on them.
- Muses are much like cats, they tend to think they are more important than anything else and have a need to rule your life.
- Muses tend to find the shower as an interesting medium to exchange data.
- Muses like you when you're sober, but are willing to marry you once you've gotten some alcohol in your system. Makes it harder to say no to them.
- Muses are also like cats in that they spend most of their time sleeping, then refuse to allow you to get sleep in order to wait on them hand and foot. By the time you actually get up to pay attention to it, it's gone back to sleep.
- Muses are most productive right before you go to sleep or get involve in an activity that won't allow you to record the fantastic idea that you've just come up with for several hours - ensuring that you forget about it in the meantime (just ask Samuel Taylor Coldridge).
- Muses neglect to mention that everything they're giving you is recycled from Shakespeare at some point.
